Did you know beer is from another culture? It’s true. It’s either German or Sumerian. I don’t know off the top of my head and I don’t want to look it up because that’s a huge loss of my fucking Man Points.

Do you know what else is from other cultures? Hot ladies. I’ll be damned if those aren’t two things that men don’t appreciate in spades.

That’s a triple negative, and that’s manly. Big time.

Men appreciate more things from other cultures before 9:00 AM than all women do in their whole stupid lives. Take dating. That’s a great example because women are as shitty at interracial dating as they are at having babies. It is not a fucking merit badge or a reason to change your fucking wardrobe. Grow the fuck up.

If you’ve spent any amount of your life in a big city, I’m sure you’ll have found it impossible to escape without having a few bi-racial affairs. And by affairs I mean sexual liaisons. And by sexual, I mean having sex.

It’s a wonderful thing to enjoy as a man because each race of women is stupid in their own preciously stupid way, and it takes a few joyful weeks to peg those woman-stupid behaviors down. Then, what the hell, you can just move on to the next one. You’re like Columbus. Australian women, for example, have the hilarious condition of their eyes shutting off when their mouths engage. American women have a similar peculiarity with their hands. What I’m saying is that they can’t drive. And Middle Eastern women wear shit that jingles all the time. That’s not racist. It’s fucking true. Find the nearest Persian woman and tell me you can’t find something on her that doesn’t jingle. You can’t.

And that’s another triple negative. 60 Man Points.

Women use interracial dating just like they use everything else. It’s another opportunity for the little princess to piss on everyone’s good time, drag the global quality of life down, and prove some stupid shit about herself that no one cares about. Men are there only to enjoy the nuances of another culture. I discussed several of them above. Women are up to their same old shit: trying to pollute others’ lives with kitsch crap and cute-isms. You know the kind I’m talking about. “I call my dog my boo!” Of course you do, sweetheart. Fuck off.

Of course there’s the obvious. Women only date outside their race to upset their fathers. Personally, I don’t think that’s true. Women can do much worse things to upset their fathers. One springs immediately to mind, but I don’t want to give it away because I’m aware women read these articles even though they’re forbidden. Let me just say that it rhymes with credit card and fits in your pocket.

Like I said. Personally, I don’t think it’s true, but that’s not man thinking now is it. It’s woman thinking. Personal opinions have nothing to fucking do with the truth. Man thinking is looking at it like this: a fish might enjoy swimming in water. It might truly love flipping and jibbing about. But the reality of it — the real reality of it — is that if a fish isn’t in water, it’s going to fucking die. That’s why it’s there.

It’s the same thing. Besides, women are the most racist and prejudiced people on the planet. They judge before they even get to your skin. They judge on clothing and hair and who your friends are. Fuck, they elected Hitler. What more do you want?

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