A few months ago, I lived a life-long dream when I was interviewed by Marcus of mega64.com. Here is that interview.

From personal experience, I can say that Marcus’ mustache is not only bigger than Dr. Phil’s, but it also doesn’t have clumps of make-up caked around the sides. Unless you’re KISS or The Ultimate Warrior, make-up is a loss of Man Points.

For those of you wondering why I would agree to such an interview, please consult Marcus’ expose on women in the video game industry below. Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.

For all you stupid cunts who email me, consult the above sentence for a “grammar trifecta fuck you” and a guide on the proper use of they’re, there, and their.

Unlike the provocative headline, this podcast is not an historic meeting between myself and golden age manly man Jack Lalanne. This podcast is an interview of Jack and then an interview of myself, Dick Masterson.

Jack Lalanne invented hitting the treadmill.

But if you’re not interested in hearing from Jack Lalanne, load the interview’s main page and fast forward to the halfway mark. That’s where my interview starts.

The Interview’s Main Page

Webmaster Radio
Fitness Guru Jack Lalanne Jack Lalanne, the God father of physical fitness, talks about his career, 50 plus year marriage and his 75 years of doing physical fitness, plus he talks about his new book Physical Fitness. Show Host: Daron Babin Show: RainMaker Channel: Entertainment

I was interviewed by Webmaster Radio yesterday. If anyone needs a primer on how to talk to a woman, listen to this.

Webmaster Radio
Men Are Better Than Women Dick Masterson, of www.menarebetterthanwomen.com, gives us the top 10 reasons that men are better than women on Rainmaker with SE Guru and Brandy Shapiro-Babin Show Host: Daron Babin Brandy Shapiro-Babin Show: RainMaker Channel: Entertainment

Men Are Better Than Women on Webmaster Radio

Apparently, I’m some kind of psychologist wet dream.

Psychology has been pandering to women since it’s inception. I’m not going to argue that talking about your “feelings” won’t cure what ails you — even though it definitely won’t. That’s a debate for another time. I’ll simply say that getting a fucking job and driving a motorcycle at incredible speeds is more fun, proven more successful at improving your mood, and less dangerous to your Man Points.

After my appearance on Dr. Phil, I was interviewed by a Dr. Rob, a clinical psychologist and a real man’s man. An excerpt of the interview is below. Head on over to ShrinkTalk.net for the full story. [Read more]

Some people — women, have accused me of being unfair in my judgments of the “fairer” sex. They say I’m “too black and white” or “generalizing”. But what the fuck do women know? Some of them have criticized me for having “too big” of a cock. Is that even possible?

As my manvine providence so deems it, I’m going to give women the fighting chance they don’t deserve. The following is an interview with V from Violent Acres, arguably the most reasonable woman on the internet. As you will see, that’s a lot like saying you got a hell of a deal on a broken motorcycle. How the fuck is a broken motorcycle a deal? You have no idea what’s wrong with it. [Read more]