Doings and Dealings


The many ways in which men are better than women.

Cooking Up Trouble

Posted in Doings and Dealings on May 16th, 2005

To be a great chef it takes dedication, knowledge of various spices, and some amount of sensitivity. That’s why men make better chefs than women, because women have none of those three. Knowing that cinnamon tastes good on their Frapacinos, or whatever candy-ass coffee nightmare that cost a man somewhere 3.95, is not a knowledge of spices. [Read more]

Women suck at computers

Posted in Doings and Dealings on May 13th, 2005

Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.

Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.

Women also suck at computers. [Read more]

Driving me nuts.

Posted in Doings and Dealings on May 6th, 2005

When it comes to the simple task of driving, be it a car, train or fortune 500 company; men are better than women — although to be certain in the final category there has yet to be a group of evidence which is sufficiently large. Am I right business men.

This is for several reasons. [Read more]

Women can’t spell

Posted in Doings and Dealings on May 2nd, 2005

Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.

In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list: [Read more]