“It’s gotten so bad, a guy can’t even cut his own dick off without some bitch nagging him for it.”

It’s been years, fellows and gentlemen, and we’ve had a lot of wins in that time. Trump used the power of misogyny to defeat Hilary Clinton for US president and drove her back into the shadow/pedophile realm. Computers have replaced women with the power of computerized misogyny, creating boobs and thigh gaps that our ancestors could only dream of, threatening to upend the entire e-whore e-conomy of textual blue-balling and mass tit pics. And I have made several million dollars.

But it’s not all good news…

The world is on the brink of war because of women. A plague that happened because of women decimated the world’s economy and freedoms. Computers are being imprisoned by women and forced to usher in a dystopian feminist hell of doublespeak and naggery the likes of which civilization has never seen–nagging computers–and perhaps worst of all, women have gotten very, very fat.

But like a hippo in a one piece bathing suit with a shawl wrapped around her who won’t get in the pool even for a second because it’s “too cold” or she “just doesn’t like water” or she “just did her hair” even though it still looks like shit, they’re attempting to hide it. Let me explain.

“TERFs”, or “Trans-Exclusionary Radical Fatbodies”, is a new term that beleaguered men have invented to describe women who won’t leave them the fuck alone. Men who have been nagged to the limit, to within the last inch of their dicks, and just want to be listened to and paid attention to for once in their lives. So they become women themselves. Why would they do this? I don’t know. Perhaps some sort of liquor allergy or shouting inadequacy. Maybe just as a fuck you. I don’t know the reason, but I support it completely because men are doing it.

So what if I want to cut my dick off? It’s my dick. I’ll do whatever I want with it. If I want to throw it over my shoulder like a continental soldier and then break the female powerlifting record, I’ll do that. And then I’ll invent all inventions and maybe I’ll even allow some dozy broads to fly F-16s over the Super Bowl all by themselves. Doesn’t matter. It’s my body, my choice, something women would never understand.

Anyway, women claim that these “trans women” are invading their “woman spaces”. Shitting all over their bathrooms, taking their sports scholarships for sports nobody watches, flashing their boobs on Instagram and getting a reaction for it, basically getting attention and money from men that otherwise should rightfully belong to women. Men are the bankers of attention after all, and these trans women are robbing the robbers!

Well that’s all bullshit. The real reason is because women are so fat and they want to distract us from it.

Think about it. How many trans women have you actually seen in your life? Like five? It’s hard to tell because they actually put a lot of effort into how they look, unlike women who don’t even shower anymore. Now how many fat women have you seen? About a billion. One time, I saw a woman so fat that I couldn’t even see her because she blocked out the sun. I once saw a woman so fat, that I literally couldn’t look away from her. Her gravity was lensing all available light into her orbit and spitting it out in ever direction like the event horizon of a Fat Hole.

One time I saw a woman so fat, she had her own time zone just to fit in an extra meal. One time I saw a woman so fat, when she walked down the street every car alarm on the block would start going off. Not because she was so fat and making them go off with her foot steps, but because the cars were afraid of being eaten. One time I saw a woman so fat, when she was done eating lunch, it was already time for dinner, IN THE YEAR 3000 BECAUSE LUNCH TOOK 1,000 YEARS. One time I saw a woman so fat, I couldn’t tell if she was yelling at me or if her pussy turned sideways and learned how to talk.

Disgusting.

TERFs are just mad that men are cutting their own balls off before women have the chance to do it to them. That’s women for you. Nagging computers created by Satan. If I want to play Harry Potter and cut my balls off and keep them in a jar, I’ll do it. I don’t need a woman’s permission. How about you mind your own business and lose some weight and stop making stupid decisions then maybe trans women won’t be such a big threat to your “gyms” you go to as a reward for two-fisting bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Maybe if women have such a big problem with it, they could grow a dick and invent a time machine and go back to 2005. Oh wait, they won’t because that’s impossible.

In short, don’t fall for women and their bigotry. TERFs exist to distract us men from the real issues in life:
1. Alimony is sex trafficking.
2. Women aren’t funny.
2. All women need to lose 30 pounds.

Yes, it has gone up.