Archive for May, 2005

Oil on the Brain

Posted in Science Says... on May 11th, 2005

I read an article a few months ago about some fundamental differences between the brains of men and women and I would like to discuss one of the more interesting points.

Let me also stress up front that I don’t remember really where I read this article. It was in some journal of scientific findings that is quite reputable. That much you can be sure of. [Read more]

I cannot tell a lie…because I’m a man.

Posted in Myths and Lores on May 9th, 2005

Women are all liars. At least that’s what every man in the world thinks. Indeed I myself thought this for quite some time.

That’s when I realized I was wrong.

But not wrong in the way a woman is wrong whenever she opens her mouth or engages in any kind internal dialogue; wrong in way that is simply not right and not dangerous. Here’s the real scoop. [Read more]

Driving me nuts.

Posted in Doings and Dealings on May 6th, 2005

When it comes to the simple task of driving, be it a car, train or fortune 500 company; men are better than women — although to be certain in the final category there has yet to be a group of evidence which is sufficiently large. Am I right business men.

This is for several reasons. [Read more]

Why women hate sex.

Posted in The MANifesto on May 4th, 2005

Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex. [Read more]

Women can’t spell

Posted in Doings and Dealings on May 2nd, 2005

Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.

In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list: [Read more]